So the weekend is here and the time to relax and stretch your body has come. These funny 21st Century excuses will help you in regulating your face muscles.

10. My dog ate my homework.
“I got a virus”

9. I lost my keys.
“My battery was low and I lost my charger.”

8. My grandmother died.
“My grandmother’s computer died.”

7. I had the wrong conference room.
“The meeting had the wrong call-in number.”

6. It was lost in the mail.
“Did you check your spam filter?”

5. I gave it to…
“What was your email address again? I think I sent it to the wrong person.”

4. I wasn’t home, I didn’t get your message.
“My phone has been acting really weird lately, I get really bad reception there.”

3. The library didn’t have that book.
“I tried, but it said the website was down.”

2. I went by your office, you weren’t there-Weird, I’ll come by again later.
“I sent you an email last night, didn’t you get it? Weird, I’ll send it again when I get back.”

1. I forgot.
“My calendar didn’t remind me.”

For a running list of modern excuses, check out http://modernexcuses.com

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